Popped into Mac store to figure out why every time I sync my iPhone to my computer it doubles up my contacts, I now have 8000 friends in my phone, I knew I was popular but its getting ridiculous! Walked in feeling happy and breezy trying not to let the dread of talking to the nerds in blue t shirts ruin my day, yes I had booked my appointment on line yesterday (twice as it kept getting me to the end of the booking process and telling me it was not complete. I felt like telling it ‘we all feel this way, its just part of the human condition’ but then realized 2 things, one my mac is not human, if it was I wouldn’t be here in mac store bored out of brain, and two talking to inanimate objects is a sure sign of insanity) anyway in I a walk with total confidence in my pending appointment and the ability of the blue nerds. I get to the front of the imposing cue and low and behold I am not on the list, my names not down and I am not going in. My inhuman mac had made a very inhumane mistake and my appointment is for next may! Anyway I think, am here now, surely we can sort this out…..that was 3 hours ago! I still have 8000 friends but am also about to pass out with hunger, thirst, florescent light syndrome and blue t shirt virus…HEEEEELLLLP..am beginning to think the blue nerds are humans, the computer is my friend and the botoxed NHH (Notting Hill Housewife) next to me is pretty, am loosing the plot big time!!!!
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