OK i must be the worst blogger in blogdom. Can i still call myself a blogger if i don't get round to blogging? is there a bloggers authority or hand book? Am i gonna get thrown out of the blogging club or black listed from the academy of blogging?
Its just that there's been sooo much to blog about....Summer madness, Casablanca on a boat, Kimberley Festival in Green, The Women's Art Evening AND birthdays, birthdays, birthdays...hows a blogger meant to get a moment to have a peaceful blog?
But first of all there is something i need to share with you all. Yes it is from the one and only Saint Hepburn, the Goddess of all time Lady Audrey. It was sent to me from a beautiful woman for BWM (to all of you uneducated that is Beautiful Women's Month and no boys and girls i am not lying, please try not to gag on the schmaltz and take this moment seriously) As i present the ultimate beauty tips. If i see you on the street please pretend i have not told you this or do feel free to walk on by.. but i cried when i read it.Yes, i actually sobbed. And then turned it on myself.."How can anyone be so beautiful inside and out" "why am i so shallow,selfish and fickle" Btw If anyone wants a real summer beauty tip get yourselves some Vichy Capital Soleil Protective Sun-Cream Face SPF50+, its revolutionized my life. People don't keep coming up to me asking me if i am OK, or need to sit down, as i am not translucently white and i can actually leave the house without looking like Michael Jackson. Basically its just sunblock with foundation it in but my god i LOVE IT.
Anyway if you can please bare my sincerity (am feeling rather American) read on.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
.........OK? Everyone alright? did you make it thru without hating yourselves? Dedicating the rest of your life to lost children in outer Mongolia (where the hell is that anyway? probably a really lovely rich, civilized place without any need for rescue at all) or giving up your life's ambition to roam the world giving young girls confidence and hope in their inner beauty.
Anyway, good people an all that aside lets get back to me!
Oh I have just seen the time...am really late for a screening so am gonna have to blog ya later...soz!
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